From the "Duh! The Dumbest Things Ever Said or Done" Calendar

No Brainer

An angel offers three students a choice of wealth, wisdom, or beauty. The first student takes wealth, saying, "I can hire wise men to advise me, and beautiful women will love me for my money."

The next student chooses beauty, reasoning, "Money follows beauty, as does happiness. If I'm happy and have enough money, I won't care about wisdom."

The third student chooses wisdom and is driven to his knees in a flash of understanding. "Are you all right?" the others ask him.

"Yes," he says, nodding wisely. "But now I know, I should have taken the money."

Religious Humor, or Burn 'Em At the Stake

I feel the need to post this because
1. I'm cleaning out my room and need to get rid of yet another piece of paper.
2. I haven't pissed anybody off today (YET).
Well actually, I've gotten my mother, but that's too easy.

Disclaimer:
I got this from coolsig.com years ago, so I don't even know if the site still exists.

Warning:
I was burned at the stake as a heretic in my previous life.

Preview:
To You I'm an atheist. To God, I'm the Loyal Oppositition.


( Come hither, my fellow heathens )