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All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.
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Diplomacy is the art of letting somebody else get your way.
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I thought I was an atheist until I realized I was God.
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My reality check bounced.
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And, my favorite...

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Humpty Dumpty was pushed.

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If I could get a firm grip on reality I would choke it.
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What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out!
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My life has a superb cast, but I can't figure out the plot.
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I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm just not so sure.

An Irish Blessing

May the road rise to meet you.

May the wind be always at your back.

May the sun shine warm upon your face and the rain fall soft upon your fields.

And until we meet again, may God hold you in the hollow of his hand.

August 2011

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