The Cat Creation Story
Jan. 31st, 2007 12:18 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
splitbeakJust for a laugh, I think everyone need to know how cats came to be as they are today. Presenting Genesis, as told by the cat.
The Cat Creation Story
On the first day, God created the cat.
On the second day, God created humans to serve the cat.
On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth to serve as potential food for the cat.
On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that humans could labor for the good of the cat.
On the fifth day, God created the sparkle ball so that the cat might or might not play with it.
On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the cat healthy and their humans broke.
On the seventh day, God tried to rest but she had to scoop the liter box.
On the first day, God created the cat.
On the second day, God created humans to serve the cat.
On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth to serve as potential food for the cat.
On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that humans could labor for the good of the cat.
On the fifth day, God created the sparkle ball so that the cat might or might not play with it.
On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the cat healthy and their humans broke.
On the seventh day, God tried to rest but she had to scoop the liter box.
